Being green means being a little too serious sometimes. Case in point: whenever I start to go off on a rant in front of my parents, explaining to them that Portillo’s needs to not use styrofoam containers, that parabens in their shampoo are slowly destroying their bodies, and that the no-sugar yogurt they bought is Satan, they usually look at me and say sternly, “Hey Greenpeace! Lighten up!”
In the spirit of laughing at ourselves, here’s Sh*t Crunchy Moms Say (done in the spirit of Sh*t Girls Say – if you haven’t seen that video, please do yourself a favor and Google it now. Yes, I used Google as a verb. You’re welcome).
I think I’ve said about half of the saying on the video, especially the one about coconut oil. Why is coconut oil so difficult to find? And complaining about “Big Pharma?” Love it.
By the way, when I told hubby about the video, his response was, “Crunchy? What do you mean by crunchy?” And I had to explain to him that some people refer to natural/green/holistic people as “crunchy,” which I think refers to a love for granola. His response to that? “Oh. I guess so.” Which also made me laugh.